Whats it called?

Lymph nodes? Whatever they are, they're outta whack. My whole throat on the left side is inflamed and in pain! It really sucks being sick.

So, I went to the hospital and the hooked me up to that doohicky and they looked at my pulse and they told me I was fine. What the eff? Seems like a one time thing and I am now back to being the healthiest person I know.

Whats the only issue now? I have the flu...a BAD one. And a period...a BAD one. Okay, the latter was an exaggeration, but now that the whole world knows I'm on the rag, might as well make it sound as horrible as possible right? I haven't had a bad flu like this in a long time. Where I feel bedridden and gross throated.

Alas, I hope I get better before Christmas.